Bill Clinton Dead at GITMO – OOPS!

HAVING been well-raised in a G-d-fearing home, yes, and having been taught right from wrong, one would not be remiss in thinking that the proper way to respond to the news of the death of Bill Clinton is: G-d rest his soul! Well, where he ended up it is hotter than hell, so, said “message of condolence” would hardly be appropriate. Warranted.

INSTEAD, good riddance to bad rubbish is more apropos. Besides, this devil-like former POTUS will now have the time to fully worship his real idol, Satan!

NOW, all the “fact-checkers” in the employ of the Mockingbird Media Complex will scream: fake news!! In fact, rest assured, in due course, they will trot out one or another body-double to ensure that Billy-Boy is still alive and kicking. But never mind.

AS to how the beyond corrupt, lying, sexual abuser ended up in this most dishonorable state of affairs, well, the following are the building blocks:

BUILDING BLOCKS

ALAS, this investigative journalist is of the opinion that the scoop-up of Bonnie & Clyde’s crooked spawn, Chels, did him in, in a manner of speaking. Oh well …

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REAL RAW NEWS | By Michael Baxter | September 27, 2021

Former President William Jefferson Clinton, whom on July 24 the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps sentenced to life in prison at Guantanamo Bay, was found dead in his cell early Saturday morning.

Sources at the nation’s most infamous detention center told RRN that GITMO security discovered Clinton’s lifeless body at approximately 7:00 a.m., when they were delivering breakfast trays to segregated prisoners.

“He was face down on the floor in a pool of what appeared to be his own vomit,” a GITMO source told RRN. “Security called out to him several times, and when he didn’t respond, guards and a medical technician entered the cell to check his vitals. He had no pulse and was declared deceased.”

Clinton was alive the night earlier at head check and lights out, our source added.

“He ate his 6:00 p.m. meal and was alive on his bunk at 9:00 p.m.,” our source said. “Bill Clinton is in a segregated area and no other GITMO inmates have access to his cell. He was in reasonably good health.”

Guantanamo Bay medical staff have scheduled an autopsy for Monday, September 27.

“His wife was executed, and if, somehow, he’d learned his daughter was arrested, it might have been too much for him to handle. He may have punched out on his own, some way. We’ll know more Monday,” our source said.

Adina Kutnicki

Adina Kutnicki

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