“It’s the anarchist utopia you never knew you needed,” the ad says as it shows insurrectionists pushing brightly-colored barricades.

The ad touts a “welcoming committee,” and even mentions “luxury accommodations,” which are actually small tents.

For intellectual types, the ad says, there’s “thought-provoking artwork,” like a sign that tells people they are leaving the United States, and another that reads, “f**k 12.”  Hey, they supposedly believe in free speech, provided it’s speech they agree with.

There are no cops, the ad says, but not to worry, as there are plenty of masked men with guns who will keep you safe and sound.

And, the promo tells us, there’s even “state-of-the-art porta-potties.”  For those seeking entertainment, there’s live performances by local radicals.  One is shown chanting, “Who don’t matter?  This m**********r” while targeting a white guy.  Now there’s an up-and-coming hit, for sure.

“Chaz has it all,” the ad says.

So without further ado, here’s the ad:

I can’t wait to take the wife there this summer…  Not!

UPDATE: RE THE NEW NATION OF CHAZ: