Biden Gets the Boot. Now He’s Crooked to the Bone—Literally!
BY LISA MICHELLE
The big news yesterday in the fakestream media was that Presidential candidate Joe Biden will be unifying the country and “bridging the chasm between the nation’s cat people and dog lovers.” In other words, in addition to two German Shepherds, he might be getting a cat. If only President Donald Trump had known that was all it would take.
If I didn’t know better, I would have thought I was reading from the satire site The Babylon Bee, but that’s how The Guardian rolls and actually phrased it.
Just when it seemed that the news couldn’t get any better (and no, it’s not about Joe’s favorite ice cream), we learned he was playing with his dog Major. It was a monumental unifying moment in the history of the country—that is, until he twisted his ankle and fractured his foot. Now, instead of us giving him the boot, he’s wearing one on his foot.
I always knew that Biden was crooked to the bone.
See “Biden Fractures Foot While Playing With Dog, to Wear a Boot” for more details.
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